Alright, here we go. Let’s chat about what went down at the NFL draft because you wouldn’t believe the chaos that unfolded. So, picture this—Ashton Jeanty, who’s basically faster than you can say “Sonic,” moseys onto the scene. But get this—he’s sporting Crocs. Not just any Crocs. These things are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals. Yeah, I did a double-take too. Crocs had been hyping them up on Instagram, like “Yeah, they’re real Swarovski,” while the rest of us are like, “Wait, what?”
Okay, so here’s the thing about the NFL draft these days: it’s wild. Used to be about as exciting as watching paint dry, but now? It’s all fashion show meets branding circus, thanks to all that N.I.L. stuff. You watch these kids and think, wow, they’re actually branding themselves like they’re Nike. And, of course, Deion Sanders did it first—shout out to him with those sunglasses and chains back in the day.
I mean, you have guys like Matthew Golden rocking a suit that screams Versailles, complete with a golden “G” necklace. Subtle, right? He said it himself, “My last name Golden, it just made too much sense to me.” Classic. And everyone seemed to have these massive gold chains, which was kinda like the whole draft was a pirate’s treasure chest or something.
Now let’s talk about Shemar Stewart because this dude is next-level. Picked by the Cincinnati Bengals, waltzed in with a giant gorilla chain—like, who has a gorilla chain? And yes, there’s a smoking slipper involved because why not? This guy’s got his own logo already. Branding 101.
And then there’s Tetairoa McMillan. I gotta admit, there was something genuinely sweet about him. Sporting a lei over his purple suit, really embracing his roots. It’s little things like that, you know? Also, Will Johnson—did you catch his ring? All about family, made by his mom. I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Also, what was Abdul Carter rocking? An obsidian thobe—represents his Muslim faith. Respect. And, oh, that Adidas chain his dad sported went viral. Already snagged a deal with Adidas, just like that.
Funny thing? Not much Gucci or Prada on the scene. Why? Who knows. Maybe luxury brands aren’t quite sold on the NFL being a fashion hub yet. But Brian Alexander, a tailor from D.C., now he’s the man of the hour. His suits, though a bit snug, have caught some eyes.
Colors? Yeah, Travis Hunter took a leaf out of Pepto Bismol’s book with his pink outfit. Made sure it didn’t give away anything about his future team. They call that strategy, folks.
And then there’s Cam Ward, Mr. First Pick, Tennessee Titans. He played it low-key in a simple tan suit and white tee. No need to overdo it when you’re first off the board, right?
So anyway—wait, was I saying something? Oh, right—NFL draft, fashion, chaos, the whole shebang. It’s a new world, and honestly, it’s something to see.
