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So, the Premier League, huh? It’s like one massive roller coaster, except instead of theme park screams, you get fans saying “wobble.” I mean, Liverpool — talk about keeping it steady, like, really steady — even when folks thought things might go sideways.
Okay, picture this: four games left, and boom, there’s Liverpool with their 20th title. Yeah, they’re back on top of their mountain, looking all majestic. Kinda like a comeback tour but with more grass and goals.
Arne Slot and his crew? Unreal. They snagged 25 wins and seven draws — 82 points in the bag. Two losses, that’s it! Honestly, it’s like they were dancing through the season. And the show’s not even done yet!
Now, if you were sweating over those dicey matches outside the league, thinking, “Uh-oh, here comes the tumble,” those statistics are like, “Nah, mate, chill.” FotMob’s got the receipts showing Liverpool wasn’t tripping — not even a little.
So, there’s this whole near-mirror thing happening. Slot mentioned it — consistency, consistency, consistency. Like, you might as well etch it in stone. First half of the season? 42 points. Closing half? 40 points. Goals scored were neck and neck, too. Weirdly satisfying, right?
Anyway, even their clean sheets played copycat — seven in both halves! The only shake-up was more shots in the later games. More attempts at magic or something.
Guess there’s a bit of hunting for fresh blood, a new No. 9 to spice things up. But, they’re building something solid. And as they tried to hush that “wobble” narrative, they let fewer goals slip past them in the latter half. Goals conceded dropped from 17 to 15. Tightening up, for sure.
Premier League titles? Built on showing up, game after game. So, hats off to Liverpool. They were as consistent as, I dunno, your grandma’s Sunday roast — always hits the spot.
