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Dan Hooker knows he’s in for a challenging night at UFC 313. With just under three weeks to go before his high-stakes co-main event clash against Justin Gaethje, Hooker is gearing up for what could be a grueling five rounds. The added ten minutes in the fight plan isn’t without reason—apparently, “The Hangman” believes the promotion is all about seeing someone really hit the deck.
As he dreams big of victory and eyes the title, Hooker isn’t getting his hopes up for a wild celebration afterward. In fact, he might be looking at a cold beer in the hospital as his post-fight party.
“I’m fully aware,” Hooker states with certainty, “regardless of who wins, I’m heading out on a stretcher. Straight into an ambulance and on to the hospital. I’ve accepted that’s the likely course for the evening. I’ve made peace with it, mate. So, if anyone isn’t prepared to push themselves as far as I will, it’s gonna be a tough night for them.”
Fans love both Hooker and Gaethje for their fearless, attack-heavy approach inside the octagon. Time and again, these two have either pulled off quick victories or delivered some of the most unforgettable fights. It’s their determination to either conquer or fall that makes this bout a must-see event.
The pressure is mounting as both fighters aim for one last title push. Gaethje almost secured his shot but chose to stay active with a bout against Max Holloway at UFC 300, which didn’t favor him. On the flip side, Hooker is riding his best win streak since 2020, having battled through a couple of tough years. Both being in their mid-30s, the clock is ticking for their UFC title dreams.
Who will make strides toward glory?
Insomnia
Jean Silva just exudes coolness.
Things are heating up between Darren Till and Darren Stewart ahead of their March 29 boxing match in Manchester. Till planned to be courteous towards Stewart, having never spoken ill of him and respecting his UFC journey—until a video surfaced of Stewart claiming Till was scared to face him. That’s thrown a curveball, as Till shared on social media.
Meanwhile, Alexa Grasso is preparing to face the division’s hottest prospect as her first challenge since losing her title—a testament to her determination!
A fun TikTok track paired with a UFC fighter edit, with Al Iaquinta’s thumbs up.
But maybe don’t get too eager about all those newly declared GFL legends matchups…
And hey, anyone investing in BUFFCOIN might be nursing a sore wallet after losing 77% of their funds.
The wrestling exchanges between Aljamain Sterling and Movsar Evloev were just phenomenal.
Slips, Rips, and KO Clips
Caught them off guard with the Edson Barboza classic move! What a knockout!
Gotta love that there’s a promoter somewhere with a crazy combat sports idea for every occasion.
In today’s heavyweight division, a prime Tim Sylvia would easily rank in the top seven just for knowing how to sprawl and strike, not to mention avoiding looking like an oversized middleweight.
Random Land
Skills: showcasing adaptability in their finest form.
Midnight Music: A trip down memory lane with trip-hop from 1998.
Sleep tight, Maniacs! More martial arts action is always on the horizon.