Alright, listen up folks. So, Vice Golf—you know, the dudes who’ve been shakin’ up the golf ball scene by basically selling direct to the folks who whack ‘em—are now stepping into the big boy playground of metalwoods. Yep, you heard right. Drivers, fairways, and a hybrid. All under some fancy title, “VG,” that you should probably pretend you care about when talking golf with your buddies.
The Drivers: Speed & Style (or something like that)
They’re serving two types of drivers. One’s the premium kind (VGD01+), claiming some fast ball shenanigans and low spin magic, for those who think they need a ‘professional’ edge on the course. The plus symbol apparently makes a huge difference. eye roll Anyway, they’re boasting about this "Triple Alignment Technology" which sounds more like a magic trick for lining up your shot than anything else. Ah, and there’s the crazy face design too—with a name like "LASER GRID," you’d expect it to have its own theme song. It feels like they took a bit of inspiration (or ripped off?) from COBRA’s playbook, only jazzier, you know?
A carbon crown pops in there somewhere for aesthetics, or maybe for aerodynamics, who knows—and there’s this quirky little detail about Munich’s GPS coordinates on it. Because apparently you need a geography lesson while golfing. Not sure if it makes you a better golfer, but Vice thinks it’s cool, so there’s that.
Price tag says $399. Not exactly pocket change, but hey, if you want to pretend like you’re competing in the PGA, maybe it’s worth scrounging up the cash.
Moving on, there’s VGD01 (no plus, so maybe you’re less of a big shot here). Saves you a solid $100 though. Less fancy face, still got draw bias for those who struggle visibly to keep it straight. It’s this weird brand psychology, like maybe you’re not obsessed enough with golf, so you spend less?
Fairway Woods & Hybrids – Time to Round Out Your Tools
Vice thinks the fairways might help you dodge the slice a bit with their lighter makes. They talk about a bigger sweet spot, but do we ever REALLY know if it’s a big deal? It’s all scoops and slopes here—like an ice cream cone of clubs. They tell us they’ve geometrically optimized these things—whatever that means. Anyway, the lineup goes 3-, 5-, and 7-wood. The hybrids sound pretty forgiving, so you might wanna check those out if you often find yourself cursing out loud mid-course.
Marketing Tricks & Discounts – aka Take-Money-From-Your-Wallet Shenanigans
Seems Vice wants to undercut the big-name manufacturers by pitching their drivers and fairways a notch cheaper. $399 for a driver, which again, ain’t exactly thrift shop pricing. They’ve got this sneaky little discount poppin’ in when you buy the gear together, whispering sweet nothings about tariffs and price hikes. It’s all very cloak-and-dagger, with phrases like "pre-tariff pricing" to scare your wallet into action. Meh, marketing games I guess.
The Vice Philosophy – Who Are You Again?
So here’s Vice’s game plan: lure in golfers who want a pop of rebellious color and affordability, wrapped in the allure of exclusivity. They’ve embarked beyond balls now—how brave, right? It’s basically a "love us and buy our stuff" kinda vibe, banking on their ball reputation to float the wood venture. Whether they’ve got the chops to win over club buyers remains a bit of a mystery—some people swear by them, others, not so much. That’s golf for ya.
Wrap it Up – Now or Never
Everything from this VG series hits the market horizon by mid-May, with the reassurance of a 60-day money-back guarantee. If it’s trash, send it packing. Pre-orders are rolling, with more deets and buys available over at ViceGolf.com. Go on and pre-order—if you dare. Lord knows, the ball’s in your court (or on your fairway, as it were).
