Whoa, where do I even start with this week in golf? It’s like, every tour is doing something, except, you know, the ones that aren’t. Let’s dive in — or attempt to, anyway.
PGA TOUR: RBC Heritage
So, they’ve got this RBC Heritage thing happening. Scottie Scheffler is the guy to beat here, apparently. And you probably want to know who else rocked this before? Yeah, there’s a list somewhere. Not here though.
DP World Tour, AKA European Tour: Volvo China Open
Swinging over to the Volvo China Open with the DP World Tour — seriously, who comes up with these names? Adrian Otaegui is the reigning champ. I wonder if he gets a special parking spot for that?
LPGA: JM Eagle LA Championship
Next, we zip over to the LPGA scene at the JM Eagle LA Championship. Imagine the LA smog mixed with golf — such combo! Hannah Green took the crown last time. Do people even wear crowns for these things? Probably not.
PGA TOUR Champions
Oh, wait. They’re on pause. Until some other event — let’s not pretend I remember which one without checking Google.
Korn Ferry Tour: LECOM Suncoast Classic
Then, there’s the Korn Ferry Tour doing the LECOM Suncoast Classic. Tim Widing is the dude who won last. Got a shiny trophy or, whatever they give out.
PGA TOUR Americas: Chillin’
And surprise, surprise. More free time here until KIA Open in Ecuador. I bet it’s warm there. Or maybe not. Geography isn’t my thing.
Others – Doing Nothing?
Yeah, APGA, LIV, TGL League — all those folks are just kicking back this week it seems. Must be nice.
So, like… what’s up with all the downtime? Everyone’s just, like, charging up for their next big swing fest, I guess. Ah well, more golf madness comin’ soon enough. Until then, let’s hit the couch with some chips. Or a book. Definitely a book.
