Hey, ever wondered what it’s like to juggle a gazillion ways to catch a golf tournament on a Friday? Yeah, me neither—until now. So, imagine this: you’re trying to catch every whack, swoosh, and groan from the fairway. And guess what? Here’s your Friday playbook, all scattered like golf balls after a wayward tee shot. Why are they always orange or neon—do folks think that helps? Anyway.
### Hitting the Green
Early risers, this is your jam: from 8:30 to 10:30 AM (EDT, for you time zone aficionados), there’s magic happening on the range. CBSSN, CBS Digital, and Paramount+ have your back. Or screen. Who really watches on an actual TV anymore, though? Maybe my grandma, but she’s a legend, so she gets a pass.
### The Dicey Trio — Holes 4, 5 & 6
Around 8:45 AM to 3:30 PM (EDT), something’s up at Holes 4, 5, and 6. Streaming like a brook through ESPN+. I think they say “early bird” for catching worms, but let’s be real, it’s about catching strokes, or whatever you call them.
### People You Want to See (and maybe some you don’t)
Featured groups are rolling from 9:15 AM to 7:30 PM EDT. Quite the span! Could be watching practically a full workday’s worth of golf. CBS Digital, DirecTV, ESPN+, even Paramount+ have that covered. All bases: loaded. I get sidetracked just thinking about all the places you could stream it from.
### That Infamous Amen Corner
Swinging right back into Amen Corner from 10:45 AM to 6:00 PM EDT. CBS Digital, DirecTV, along with ESPN+ and Paramount+ are doing their thing. It’s almost zen-like, except for the pressure. Zen pressure—there’s a phrase that’s gonna bother me all night.
### Crucial Holes 15 & 16
Just when lunch is knocking, 11:45 AM to 7:00 PM, follow along on CBS Digital. Beleaguered screen, anyone? There’s DirecTV, ESPN+, and…yeah, you guessed it: Paramount+. Why do I get the feeling that if coffee stops supporting your stream addiction, something new will? Just me?
### The Real Big Shot — Second Round TV Broadcast
Afternoon—or, sorry, more like 3:00 PM to 7:30 PM (EDT)—ESPN’s going live. In grand style, for the couch potatoes, the ESPN screen squinters, and everyone in between. Tune in, absorb it. The swing feels almost palpable.
And oh—you’re out and about? Don’t sweat, apps have you sorted—CBS, ESPN, Paramount+. Just a tap, hopefully not a mis-swipe like my usual luck, and you’re golden. So, if you get the hang of this whole viewing extravaganza… well, tell me how. It all sounds exciting, though—like an adventure, but without leaving your favorite chair. 🍿
