Okay, so, let me just dive into this. Don’t expect a neat little package, alright? This is gonna be messy ’cause, well, life is messy.
Right. If you’re all about watching that Thursday golf thing – I mean, who isn’t? – there’s a whole buffet of ways to tune in: CBS, ESPN, Paramount+… the works. It’s like a TV scavenger hunt. You gotta know your stuff, so here’s a not-complete-but-kinda guide I somehow cobbled together while distracted by the cat on my windowsill.
So first up, they got this “On the Range” thing happening. 8:30 to 10:30 in the morning. Eastern Time, if you’re one for specifics. Honestly, mornings are not my jam, but whatever floats your boat. It’s on CBSSN, CBS Digital, and Paramount+. Maybe with coffee, it won’t be so bad.
Then we skip to Holes 4, 5, and 6, which, if you’re me, sounds like a whole lotta time staring at grass and people in funny pants. 8:45 AM to 3:30 PM. You find it on ESPN+. Which I keep confusing with ESPN because they’re totally named differently, right?
Oh, and hey! Feature Groups. Sounds fancy. You could, like, pretend you’re in on a secret. From 9:15 AM to 7:30 PM. A marathon, I tell ya. Find it on CBS Digital, DirecTV, ESPN+, or Paramount+. They really are working the plus signs, aren’t they?
Okay, okay, focus. “Amen Corner,” which frankly sounds like a prayer spot where golfers probably wish it’d stick to par. 10:45 AM to 6 PM. Also, same gang – CBS Digital, DirecTV, ESPN+, Paramount+. They’re dependable.
Getting tired yet? We’re almost there. Holes 15 & 16 – kinda like the sequel to 4, 5, and 6, I guess? – on from 11:45 AM to 7 PM. Basically, you’re covered (same streaming deal).
And last but not least, the big, official, first-round TV broadcast action! 3:00 PM to 7:30 PM, like prime couch potato hours. Catch it on ESPN. Not the plus one. Just plain old ESPN on the boob tube.
By the way, if you absolutely have to follow this circus on the go – maybe you’re one of those super busy types, cramming golf in wherever it fits – you can do it through the CBS Sports app, ESPN app, or Paramount+, depending on if you’ve willingly handed them your soul (or, like, a subscription). So grab your tech and settle in. Or stand up. Whatever.
